30. Came Here V: Fred & Ann First, Solstice 2013.

On June 21, 2013, as the icy peaks of the Southern Alps jut from New Zealand, the sun hangs on to that hemisphere’s northern horizon by its fingernails. But at the same time, its rays flood the Blue Ridge Mountains. This solar phenomenon is best appreciated in a group, for it blends celestial mysticism with a touch of–well, think of cows eating fermented apples. One such ceremony was held on the abundant acreage of Fred and Ann First. Both were born in 1948, he in Alabama and she in Mississippi; Fred has worked as a biology professor and physical therapist, Ann as a board-certified PharmD. Both are charter members of the Floyd Yacht Club.

Visitors can get to their place from town by following Highway 221 north, then turning left at Kings Store–monarchical of name but historical of inventory. Then by passing Jerry Lane (taken in Chapter 49) and eventually making a dogleg at a business named Clyde S. Angle, vacant as well. Then by going down a hill long enough to wear the tires off a Boxcar Derby racer. Finally, after a brief scrutiny of the oncoming curve toward Shawsville, by darting left down to a narrow bridge, then negotiating a gravel road–more accurately two miles of dirt and curves, maybe puddles or snow-patches, all subject to downed branches. After a few days of rain, Fred once reported that the largest pothole had its own zip code. The surface does usually keep a vehicle from tumbling into the creek while its ruts pass an occasional abandoned house, various tucked-away homesteads, and the antique fire engine pictured in Chapter 50 (“Rustiques”). 

A bit of history about Goose Creek Run from Rhonda Daiber:

In the early 1980s Michael and I were not yet living in Floyd but owned eight acres that we would come visit from New Jersey each summer for two weeks. The first year we camped on our property with friends who owned the acreage next to ours. We got to know our neighbors, Hugh and Dot Vest, who were born and raised in Floyd; after that first year they graciously took us in like family and we stayed with them for two weeks during the next three summers.

One day Dot asked if we would like to go to Goose Creek to see an old church that she had bought and was renting out, so of course we said “Yes.” We all crowded into one of our vehicles and headed that way with Dot as our guide. We were going down the dirt road when two pickup trucks with men in the beds holding shotguns came roaring down out of the woods on either side of us and blocked the road about fifty yards in front of our vehicle.

Now Dot, who was a retired school teacher of forty years, who had taught most of the people in Floyd and knew the rest, told us to stay put in our vehicle while she went out to talk to the men in the trucks. They then turned back up into the woods and she returned to get into our vehicle. She told us she knew those “boys,” who would not bother us. It seems they got nervous when they saw out-of-state license plates and were protecting their still, which was hidden in the nearby woods.

1. Acreage of Fred and Ann First on Goose Creek Run. 2. Kings Store Rd. (at corner of Rt. 221, Floyd Hwy. N).

1. Acreage of Fred and Ann First on Goose Creek Run. 2. Kings Store Rd. (Old store at corner of Rt. 221 N).

In June of 2013 Marjory and I continued un-waylaid along this same road. Just as hopes flagged, and the definition of “close friends” threatened to become geographical–voila! The First Farmhouse.

Although rebuilt, it evokes earlier days with an auxiliary staircase for travelers and perhaps a lingering whiff of cannabis cumulus. As various participants arrived–all of them originally from outside Floyd County–daylight only gradually and grudgingly lost its brilliance while the sun itself inclined somewhere behind lush, high trees. The invitees negotiated a plank laid across Goose Creek, its slight give presenting an extra challenge to their sense of balance and knee-flexes. Then they passed a chicken coop, this evening devoid of a long black tube with a mouth that bulged in the shape of an egg. Next they hiked down the bed of “New Road,” so-called (as Fred reports) by those who remember it constructed by hand in the 1920s. Dug flat and built up alongside of a hill, it disappeared in front of the visitors into the dusky past.

Photo by Fred First.

New Road. Photo by Fred First.

Fred, who once taught botany, led a brief field trip. At one stop he held out the crushed leaf of a sweet birch to a nose, a sniff, and the exclamation “Teaberry!” Eventually the hikers reached a mowed clearing furnished with a couple of tables for food and drink. Another clearing stretched in the sky, a narrow white space framed by leafy branches. After a while a pickup truck that had long ago proven its worth arrived with a dog, potluck dishes, and lawn chairs. Strangely enough, by the time a fire burned and the ritual wieners bent sticks, the pale light had stopped darkening. Had time stopped? Mystery solved by the appearance through leaves of the silver moon, which on this latest nightfall seemed to create a premature dawn.

About two dozen folks ate, sipped spirits, talked, and laughed to the burble of Nameless Creek. They strung marshmallows on wires to warm chocolate bars on Graham Crackers. This year their host, perhaps out of modesty, declined to wear the cylindrical hat made of a birch-bark roll that earlier celebrants had discovered and presented to him as Spirit of the Woods (photo below).


Now a few musicians took out their instruments and sang old-time favorites. Fred remembers that party-goers had neglected to bring a wine bottle opener. “The Scandinavian banjo picker springs to the rescue: a Swiss army knife corkscrew!” Was it true that the banjo-picker who strummed “Soldier’s Joy” hailed from Switzerland and had come to Floyd County as a musical tourist? And the fellow who grew up in Canada—was it an illusion, or did he take off his shoes and roll up his pant legs to hop-shuffle-flatfoot around and around and around the fire? 

The longest day celebrated, one person after another, now wearing a sweater or jacket, picked up a folding chair and maybe an empty serving dish. These figures joined a procession of silhouettes with jiggling flashlights; it resembled the line of candle-holding monks as animated by Disney’s Fantasia, at the serene end of Mussorgsky’s Night on Bare Mountain. An occasional syllable was muffled by the dense air and tall grass. The queue traced a different way back to the plank, this one cut through a meadow that glowed faintly under silver. In the misty grass and trees, fireflies blinked out constellations, random and evanescent.